i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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