At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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