break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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