he thought i was a dude.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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