Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
pray to the hookup gods
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
