me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Boobs speak an international language.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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