Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
40s are totally the cure
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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