The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
No...this little piggys going to the bar
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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