If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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