so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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