At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He felt like a one man threesome
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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