Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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