Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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