did you get engaged???
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
