You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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