Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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