I think I died a long time ago.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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