He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just blew my weed a kiss
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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