You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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