Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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