How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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