Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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