I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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