There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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