im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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