Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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