Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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