Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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