cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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