Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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