By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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