Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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