His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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