She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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