I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
