you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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