Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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