break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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