Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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