I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Moan for me like Helen Keller
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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