so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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