can u get pink eye on your cock?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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