Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Enjoy the penises
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
