He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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