I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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