The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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