And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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