Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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