We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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