I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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