I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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