His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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