im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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